The minute the Russian dog came near the American dog, the little dachshund opened his mouth and gobbled down the Russian dog in one bite. "But we spent five years training and breeding our dog to be the biggest, meanest dog ever!
" The Americans replied, "Yeah, well, we spent five years figuring out how to make an alligator look like a dachshund." An American, a Russian, and a Pole were riding on a train.
A year later, he is again sitting on his couch watching TV when the doorbell rings again.
He opens the door to see an angry snail, who yells, "What the Heck was that for?
), so one liners and really funny short jokes can pack a lot of fun into a very compact package.
Here is a list of some of the best really funny short jokes and very funny jokes that you will ever find: - Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - A man is sitting on his couch watching his TV when he hears the doorbell ring.
The first, being a practical Englishman, grabs a bottle of water from the car.
The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.After the five years had passed, the dog was one exceptionally mean monster.The day of the fight came, and the Americans trotted out their dog. The Russians laughed as they set their dog on the American dog.- Two muffins are sitting in the oven, when one turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it just me or is it hot in here? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. He opens the door, and only sees a snail sitting on his stoop." The second muffin’s eyes widen and he exclaims, "Holy cow! He throws the snail across the street and goes back to watching TV.